What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Why is the tooth fairy so smart?
Because she has wisdom teeth!
A man meets a fairy.
"I grant you 2 wishes" , says the fairy.
"I want a bottle of beer that never gets empty" , says the man.
He starts to drink. After two minutes he stops drinking and the bottle is still full.
"And youre second wish?" the fairy asks.
"Another one of those."
What is a fairy’s favorite drink?
Sprite.
What do you call a philosophical fairy?
Thinker-bell.
Why would a judge make a good tooth fairy?
Because they want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
Shes a fairy realistic person.
What did the fairy say to the other fairy?
It’s fairy nice to meet you!
Why does the fairy kingdom smell so awful?
Because of all the toad stools.
Why did the fairy play football?
Because she was fairy sportable!
I'm a fairy.
My name's Nuff. Fair enough.
I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.
It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
Fairies just spell trouble.
Why don’t fairies live under toadstools?
Because there’s not mushroom in the enchanted forest.
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy.
A fairy appears in front of an old man.
"For the good things you've done in your life, I grant you three wishes!"
The old man squints and asks: "Can you speak up a bit? My hearing isn't the best anymore..."
The fairy replies: "SURE! YOU HAVE TWO WISHES!"
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?
Taco Bell.
Fairies just wand to have fun.
What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp?
A Hygenie.
I hate how all my fairy photographs have really bad quality.
They’re all so pixielated.
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...
I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow.
When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to shower?
Stinkerbell.
Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo.
I have a bone to pixie with you.
I love you so fairy much.
What do pixies use to clean their teeth?
Fairy floss.
How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist?
They're always searching for the tooth.
Do you know what Tinkerbell's tooshie is called?
A fairy tale.
What do you call a 2D fairy?
Pixie-lated.