Why would a judge make a good tooth fairy?
Because they want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.
It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
Fairies just spell trouble.
Why is the tooth fairy so smart?
Because she has wisdom teeth!
Why did the fairy play football?
Because she was fairy sportable!
What do pixies use to clean their teeth?
Fairy floss.
How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist?
They're always searching for the tooth.
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo.
I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow.
When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...
What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Do you know what Tinkerbell's tooshie is called?
A fairy tale.
Why does the fairy kingdom smell so awful?
Because of all the toad stools.
What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp?
A Hygenie.
Fairies just wand to have fun.
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy.
Shes a fairy realistic person.
What do you call a philosophical fairy?
Thinker-bell.
A fairy appears in front of an old man.
"For the good things you've done in your life, I grant you three wishes!"
The old man squints and asks: "Can you speak up a bit? My hearing isn't the best anymore..."
The fairy replies: "SURE! YOU HAVE TWO WISHES!"
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...
I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
What did the fairy say to the other fairy?
It’s fairy nice to meet you!
I hate how all my fairy photographs have really bad quality.
They’re all so pixielated.
What is a fairy’s favorite drink?
Sprite.
Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
I have a bone to pixie with you.
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?
Taco Bell.
I'm a fairy.
My name's Nuff. Fair enough.
Why don’t fairies live under toadstools?
Because there’s not mushroom in the enchanted forest.
I love you so fairy much.
What do you call a 2D fairy?
Pixie-lated.
A man meets a fairy.
"I grant you 2 wishes" , says the fairy.
"I want a bottle of beer that never gets empty" , says the man.
He starts to drink. After two minutes he stops drinking and the bottle is still full.
"And youre second wish?" the fairy asks.
"Another one of those."
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to shower?
Stinkerbell.