Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!
What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes?
Their mistletoes.
Why shouldn't you feed elves shellfish?
It makes them crabby!
An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas and orders a beer. "Hey look, everyone! It's an elf!" the bartender exclaims. "I'm sorry, but that phrase is now insensitive and politically incorrect," the elf says. "We prefer to be called subordinate clauses."
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem.
What do you call an elf who hasn’t had a date in two years or more?
Elf on the shelf.
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What do elves learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
How do elves stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
If an elf can’t do something right now, how do they handle it?
Shelf it for later.
Who did all this shopping? Me, my elf, and I!
What did the elf tell its friends when they were traveling?
"Let’s take an elfie."
What kind of sandwich does Kissy the Elf like for lunch?
A wrap!