Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!
Why did Santa stop smoking a pipe?
It was bad for his elf!
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa's workshop?
He was a rebel without a Claus.
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
Why did the elf use a duck to wake him on Christmas morning?
So he could be up at the quack of dawn!
What do you call an elf who hasn’t had a date in two years or more?
Elf on the shelf.
Did you hear about the Elf booted from the chorus?
He couldn't Fa-la-la-la-long.
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
Gnome on the range!
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
What kind of elf lives in a soda can?
A Sprite!
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
What do elves learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
What would you call an elf with lots of money?
W-elfy!
Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas and orders a beer. "Hey look, everyone! It's an elf!" the bartender exclaims. "I'm sorry, but that phrase is now insensitive and politically incorrect," the elf says. "We prefer to be called subordinate clauses."
What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?
A Holly Davidson!
