Why did the electrical cords break up?
There was no spark between them.
Sitting near the fireplace is just like a whole bunch of bees...
'swarm
What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with?
A socket wrench.
Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He wasn’t too bright.”
Did you hear about the baker that accidentally backed into an open oven...?
His buns were toasted.
What did the light bulb say to the electric generator? ‘You spark up my life!”
I hit my head on a light bulb today, but it’s okay.
It was a soft white.
Why did bulb pack an apple in his bag?
He wanted to have a light snack.
How do you keep food warm in the refrigerator?
Keep it in the corner, because it is 90 degrees.
I went to a Church yard sale looking for a grill...
Unfortunately, they only had friars.
A dangerous surge of electricity walks into a bar. The barman says, why the long phase?”
What was the light bulb’s occupation?
He was a conductor
On our way to buy a refrigerator, I saw my husband carrying a piece of paper with a giant X written on it. I asked, “What are you going to do with it?”
He said, “Let’s cross that fridge when we get there.”
Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
Wife told me that our juicer draws a lot of power.
I explained to her that it takes lot of juice to juice the juicer.
I brought a new vacuum cleaner.
It sucks.
Where do light bulbs go shopping? The outlet stores.”
What do you call a catholic toaster strudel?
A pope tart.
How many consultants do you need to change a light bulb?
You’ll get an estimate a week from Monday.
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
Refrigerators look kinda boring.
But actually they're pretty cool
I got arrested at work today for moving my desk away from the air conditoner vent.
I was charged with draft-dodging!
The secretary left me a message saying humidity will hit 90% today...
She wrote it on a sticky note.
Did you hear what the foolish gardener did?
The guy planted a light bulb and though he’d get a power plant.
What did the dough say after half an hour in the oven?
I’m bready.
My friend dragged me to a lecture about lamps. I though it would be boring but...
It was very illuminating.
Why did the man eat the light bulb?
He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.
I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though my wife says it's weird.
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.