How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.