"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"There's no bunny like you."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Some bunny loves you."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!