"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"You're a real good egg."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You make me egg-static."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"There's no bunny like you."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Some bunny loves you."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Having a good hare day."