Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"You crack me up."
"There's no bunny like you."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"You're a real good egg."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"No eggs-cuses."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Eggs love you."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Some bunny loves you."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Just don't carrot all."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"I've found some bunny to love."