"You crack me up."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"You make me egg-static."
"There's no bunny like you."
"You can't beat me."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Having a good hare day."
"Eggs love you."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"What an egg-citing day."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Some bunny loves you."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"You're a real good egg."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Eggs-cuse me."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"That's all, yolks."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Just don't carrot all."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."