"What an egg-citing day."
"That's all, yolks."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"For peep's sake."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"I've found some bunny to love."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"There's no bunny like you."
"Just don't carrot all."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"You make me egg-static."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Eggs-cuse me."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Happy eggster."
"Some bunny loves you."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"You crack me up."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Just one hot chick."
"Eggs love you."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Hey there, hop stuff."