"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"You can't beat me."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Your kisses are to dye for."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"No eggs-cuses."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Happy eggster."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"I've found some bunny to love."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"For peep's sake."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Having a good hare day."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"You crack me up."
"You're a real good egg."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Some bunny loves you."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"What an egg-citing day."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Eggs-cuse me."