How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You make me egg-static."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"For peep's sake."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Happy eggster."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"You're a real good egg."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"There's no bunny like you."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Having a good hare day."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Just one hot chick."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"You crack me up."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"You can't beat me."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Just don't carrot all."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"What an egg-citing day."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
