"Eggs-cuse me."
"You're a real good egg."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"There's no bunny like you."
"Just don't carrot all."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"For peep's sake."
"That's all, yolks."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"You crack me up."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"No eggs-cuses."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"What an egg-citing day."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Some bunny loves you."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Having a good hare day."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Eggs love you."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"You can't beat me."