"Happy eggster."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Eggs-cuse me."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Eggs love you."
"You crack me up."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"There's no bunny like you."
"No eggs-cuses."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"For peep's sake."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."