"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"You're a real good egg."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"There's no bunny like you."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Happy eggster."
"Eggs-cuse me."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"For peep's sake."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Eggs love you."
"Just one hot chick."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Just don't carrot all."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"That's all, yolks."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Some bunny loves you."