Country Puns

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Country Puns

What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"

German Dude: "German".

Airport Guy: "Occupation?"

German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
‪This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus. ‬ ‪
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor‬.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!