What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
French people give me the crepes.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.