This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.