This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
French, French Revolution
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.