In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.