I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
You're such a TEAse.
I’m soy into you.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hello there, how do you brew?