My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I’m soy into you.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Hello there, how do you brew?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
You're such a TEAse.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.