Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
You're such a TEAse.
I’m soy into you.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Hello there, how do you brew?