Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
You're such a TEAse.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I’m soy into you.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.