Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
You're such a TEAse.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I’m soy into you.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Hello there, how do you brew?
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.