Clothes Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines are as smooth as silk!

Clothes Pick Up Lines

Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.