Up to snow good.
Snow thank you.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
The snuggle is real.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
I only have ice for you.
Icy what you did there.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
This is snow laughing matter!
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
I’ll never fir-get.
It's ice to meet you.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Snow on and snow forth.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Let’s take an elfie.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
He’s an elf-made man.
That look soots you.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Treat yo'elf.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I'm snow bored.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
She has high elf-esteem.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
I only have ice for you.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
I’m elf-taught.
This is snow laughing matter!
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
It's ice to meet you.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Hold on for deer life.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
