Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Sleigh, what?!
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Hold on for deer life.
This is snow laughing matter!
I only have ice for you.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
This is snow laughing matter!
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
I’ll never fir-get.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I’m feelin’ pine.
It’s snow joke.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Snow on and snow forth.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
I'm snow bored.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
It’s snow joke.
Believe in your elf.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Time to spruce things up.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Say it ain’t snow.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
I have the final sleigh.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
That look soots you.
Snow thank you.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Icy what you did there.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Snow thank you.
Up to snow good.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!