What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
It's lit.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
I’m elf-taught.
I’ll never fir-get.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
As it snow happens.
It takes one to snow one.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Don’t be elfish.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
It's ice to meet you.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
How rude-olf of you.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
I'm pine-ing for you.
I'm snow bored.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
I told you snow.
Snow on and snow forth.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Up to snow good.
Birch, please.
The snuggle is real.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
You sleigh me.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
That look soots you.
Sleigh, what?!
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Icy what you did there.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
As it snow happens.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.