Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
You had me at taco.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I really caribou-t you.
Haida there, gorgeous.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.