Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
You had me at taco.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Wanna churn butter with me?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.