British Pick Up Lines

The next time you're in England, try using these lines to impress the ladies or the men.

British Pick Up Lines

You can be the queen of my kingdom.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
You're just my cup of tea!
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.