British Pick Up Lines

The next time you're in England, try using these lines to impress the ladies or the men.

British Pick Up Lines

I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
You're just my cup of tea!
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?