British Pick Up Lines

The next time you're in England, try using these lines to impress the ladies or the men.

British Pick Up Lines

Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
You're just my cup of tea!
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?