British Pick Up Lines

The next time you're in England, try using these lines to impress the ladies or the men.

British Pick Up Lines

Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
You're just my cup of tea!
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.