Bowling Puns

Welcome to our bowling puns. These puns are a complete strike!

Bowling Puns

Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.