The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.