Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.