The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.