The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.