The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.