Australian Pick Up Lines

These Australian pic up lines are guaranteed to make him/her laugh.

Australian Pick Up Lines

I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
How about a kanga-root?
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Let's boomerbang!
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.