You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Let's boomerbang!
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
How about a kanga-root?
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout