Australian Pick Up Lines

These Australian pic up lines are guaranteed to make him/her laugh.

Australian Pick Up Lines

I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
How about a kanga-root?
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Let's boomerbang!
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?