Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.