Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.