Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.