Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.