I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.