What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.