Ancient Greek Monster Puns

These Ancient Greek Monster puns are kraken me up!

Ancient Greek Monster Puns

I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.