The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."