Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Can I Alp you?
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
It was mitten in the stars.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Water you doing, my friend?
I only have ice for you!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.