Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
I'm acorn-y person.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Don't even chai.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
I like you a latte.