What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
Why did the Platanus occidentalis have to go to the doctor more than the other trees? Because it was always sycamore.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.