Windows Jokes

My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Never fart in an apple store
They don't have windows.
Why do dogs hate computers?
They can’t stick their heads out of those Windows.
My wife just threw out our computer, shattering all the glass.
I guess she doesn’t like windows.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”

- Erma Bombeck
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do snakes use to clean their car windows?
Windscreen vipers.
I was asked why I love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which I replied
“It’s easy peasy lemon squeegee.”
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