Wanting Jokes

A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
"I have successfully completed the thirty-year transition from wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed." - Unknown
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
A young gourmet dining at Crewe,
Found a rather large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, Don't shout,
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one, too.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
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