Victims Jokes

Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His Shoe.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
Did you hear about the vampire who tortured his victims with music?
His Bach was worse than his bite.
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