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Literary Pick Up Lines
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Music Pick Up Lines
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
If I Had a Dollar... Jokes
If I had a dime for every time I saw a BMW turn without signaling, I could buy a BMW.
Sun Pick Up Lines
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Funny Aging Quotes
"The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." - T.S. Elliot
Orange Puns
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Garden Quotes
"When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?"
- Lucy Parker
Tableware Puns
I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.
Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in. I thought to myself, "At last...
a decent punchline"
Pea Puns
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
Nuts Puns
What do you call a magician nut?
“An individual who is able to turn into a nut.”
Yard Puns
I was walking by a yard sale the other day.
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew I couldn’t turn that down.
Frankenstein Puns
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Movie Pick Up Lines
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
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