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Tree and Jokes

Owl Puns
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
Squirrel Puns
How do you catch a rich squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a cashew.
How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a coconut.
How do you catch a squirrel who's interested in ornithology?
Climb a tree and act like a nuthatch.
I wanted to catch a squirrel but I didn't know how.
So I decided to climb a tree and act like a nut.
Baseball Puns
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Dog Puns
What do a tree and a bog dog have in common?
They both have a lot of bark.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Christmas - The only time of the year you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks.
Anti Jokes
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree and the owl turns to the squirrel and says.
Nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.
Monkey Puns
How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana.
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