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Tough Jokes

Baseball Pick Up Lines
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Toilet Puns
Walked into a restroom and saw an "Out of order" sign on a urinal.
It's going to be tough to move all these urinals to get them back in the right order....
Funny Marriage Quotes
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass." — Rodney Dangerfield,
“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.”—Richard Pryor
Poop Puns
I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
Shower Puns
If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,
Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!
Crow Puns
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Nuts Puns
The police have been interrogating the walnut for several mi-nuts now. It’s a tough nut to crack!
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Oral Hygiene Puns
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Color Puns
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Funny Animal Quotes
“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.”—Rodney Dangerfield
Cherry Puns
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
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