Tied Jokes

Mr. and Mrs. Peanut finally got married and tied the nut.
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored — how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
I'm so good at being interrogated.
I can do it blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back.
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored -- how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
Another term for hair that's tied up in a bun is
a hairball
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
What bow can't be tied? A rainbow!
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
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