Tall Jokes

Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
They don’t have tall tales.
Did you hear about the one-legged gnome?
He’s one foot tall.
Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe?
Because it’s a tall order.
“While I was in the doctor’s waiting room, there was this tiny man, only about six inches tall. Although he was there before me, he let me see the doctor first. I suppose he just had to be a little patient.”
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
How tall is a spider?
Eight foot.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
It doesn't matter whether you are tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor; at the end of the day...
It's night.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
Why was the king only a foot tall?
Because he was a ruler.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
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