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Surprised Jokes

Diving Puns
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
Orange Puns
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Boat Puns
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
Irish Puns
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Head Puns
I'm surprised you all aren't talking more about that drug with the side effect of making scalps wrinkled.
I mean, it's been making a LOT of head lines.
Spouse Puns
I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high...
She looked surprised.
Spine Puns
I surprised my friend as she was trying to steal another spine from a corpse...
She was takin' a back when taken aback!
Corona Virus Jokes
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Onion Puns
I was surprised at the number of onions needed for this dish- it calls for shallot of onions.
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
Lightning Puns
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.

The man was shocked as well.
Color Puns
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Clever Jokes
According to my therapist, I have extreme trouble verbalizing my emotions.
Can’t say I’m surprised.
Peach Puns
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
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