“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
If a person would have several friends, here's the thing upon which it depends; are you willing to share when there isn't much there and burn up your day from both ends.
(By Steve Mckee)
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