The guests were already at the door and we realized we forgot to make dessert. As a last-minute resort, my wife took the skillet, spread some frosting on it and said, "Pancake".
The ham's on your pillow, The egg's in your sheet, The bran muffin's rollin' Down under your feet, There's milk in the mattress, And juice on the spread - Well, you said that you wanted Your breakfast in bed.