What do you call two beautiful cat that sit together in the basin?
Purrfectly in sink.
I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
What do you call a food waste disposter installed in the sink?
In-sink-erator
A kitchen sink that treats you right?
That's a Farrah Fawcett.
"Hey, dad, there's a leak in the sink. Should I call the plumber?"
"No silly, just put it in the fridge!"
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
Why don’t Satanic boats ever sink?
Because they’re Unholy.
I had to unclog my sink today.
I found it to be very draining.
I bought a larger sink with a built in subwoofer.
My current one doesn't have enough basin.
I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...
Until I fell into the sink.
My mother always told me that the best place to mend clothing is in a wash basin
but I don't sink sew.
I've heard some people are really going crazy from isolation. I'm glad I'm not one of those.
I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything.
Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant.
The sink just said everything is going down the drain.
In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, the situation isn’t that pressing.
The vacuum was very unsympathetic. Told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and felt it would all soon blow over!
The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and it didn’t say anything, but the door knob told me to get a grip.
The front door said I was unhinged and then..
The curtains told me to pull myself together!
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