Seed Jokes

How can you tell that itโ€™s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Canary-birds feed on sugar and seed,
Parrots have crackers to crunch;
And, as for the poodles, they tell me the noodles
Have chickens and cream for their lunch.
But thereโ€™s never a question
About MY digestionโ€”
Anything does for me!

Cats, youโ€™re aware, can repose in a chair,
Chickens can roost upon rails;
Puppies are able to sleep in a stable,
And oysters can slumber in pails.
But no one supposes
A poor Camel dozesโ€”
Any place does for me!

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People would laugh if you rode a giraffe,
Or mounted the back of an ox;
Itโ€™s nobodyโ€™s habit to ride on a rabbit,
Or try to bestraddle a fox.
But as for a Camel, heโ€™s
Ridden by familiesโ€”
Any load does for me!

(Charles E. Carryl)
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
Seed between the lines.
Your good seed for the day.
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