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Food Quotes
“Don’t believe everything fortune cookies tell you. Just because they’re sweet doesn’t mean they’re right.”
― Unknown
Pot Puns
What do you call a monk who steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the griddle?
Out of the frying pan and into the friar.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Corona Virus Jokes
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Space Pick Up Lines
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Language Pick Up Lines
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Clothes Pick Up Lines
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Tableware Puns
I thought I checkmated my dad with my new glass set in chess...
But he saw right through it
Garden Puns
How to stop a dog from digging in a garden?
Start right! Never let the dog see you digging... Doggy see doggy do.
Funny Health Quotes
"Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore, so proceed with caution!"
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
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