Racing Jokes

Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
My friend went on a date with a Cardio Nurse
His heart was racing the whole time.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
I tried drag racing the other day.
It's murder trying to run in heels.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
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