Queen Jokes

When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."
Gordon Ramsey shouted at Queen Mary because she was burning everything.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Why does no one react when the Queen farts?
Because it’s a Noble Gas!
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
The king and queen of the animal kingdom were having marriage trouble.
"You're a cheetah!" said one to the other. "Oh yeah?" she replied,
"You're a lion!"
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
How did Cleopatra feel when she learned she was queen of Egypt?
She was in denial
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