Principle Jokes

“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.”

- Samuel Butler..
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