Pod Jokes

Whale, whale, whale…
If it isn’t a pod.
Q: What do you call two peas in a pod?
A: Peepee.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
What do you call two peas in a pod?
Peepee
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
They flipper coin!
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Whale, whale, whale …
If it isn’t a pod.
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