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Food Quotes
"When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half-eaten sandwich."
— Violet Matters
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Halloween Pick Up Lines
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Classic Pick Up Lines
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Christian Pick Up Lines
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Friendship Quotes
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
Literary Pick Up Lines
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Funny Health Quotes
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
Yard Puns
The neighbor's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbors have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
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