Ought Jokes

What's the difference between a pickle and a psychiatrist?
If you don't know, you ought to stop talking to your pickle!
"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times." —Mark Twain
What do you think
The bravest drink
Under the sky?”
“Strong beer,” said I.

“There’s a place for everything,
Everything, anything,
There’s a place for everything
Where it ought to be:
For a chicken, the hen’s wing;
For poison, the bee’s sting;
For almond-blossom, Spring;
A beerhouse for me.”

“There’s a prize for everyone,
Everyone, anyone,
There’s a prize for everyone,
Whoever he may be:
Crags for the mountaineer,
Flags for the Fusilier,
For English poets, beer!
Strong beer for me!

(Robert Graves)
"There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it." - Patrick Moore
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
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